My new Gadget

Hey my Lovely Turtles,

I have $$… Well, actually, I had. Now I only have Gadgets!! An epic, awesome Phone and an even epic… er? awesome… er? digital photcamera!

Phone: LG KP500, or, in the Netherlands, LG Cookie. I like cookie’s!

Camera: Casio, Exilim, FH, 20 . High Speed recording to 1000 frames per second! 18 times optical zoom. 9.1 megapixels. What do you want more?
It’s epic. Which I the subject of my next… subject:

We’re planning to make video’s, remember? Say hello to my new source of incredibly epic video’s:

Casio EX-FH20

And, then… Ah yes, my brilliant cellphone has an epic drawing-board-paint-like-function. Say hello to the Epic Holy Turtle (drawn on my cell):

Epic Holy Turtle

Well… That’s it for today

Goodbye, my gadgeTurtles
TotempaaltJ

Vacation, but first…

OK, here’s the deal. I don’t know about Shady and Jerenator but I’m leaving for Italy tomorrow morning 7:00. I’ll be gone three weeks and I’ll be back just end of july. This means I won’t be posting (much). Maybe I will post one or two times, from internet cafes or something.

BUT FIRST:
I’m srry to disappoint you. But the domain won’t be coming until probably August. We’re too busy with packing, or at least I (the awesome domain-handling part of the blog) am

FUTURE:
Look, I got this really great idea for movie shorts, but, because I’m awesome, I need to be anonymous. So I’ll need to find people who will stand in front of the camera and speak (haha). Like… Actors! Or just normal adults. You know, I don’t think you’ll ever get famous on youtube if you’re a kid, on the other hand: It’s worth a try I’m just not sure…

BUT NOW:
See you … err… later, my independent turtles!
TotempaaltJ

Not giving up >:(

I am NOT giving up on this blog! I will and can go on with this blog! I don’t care about Shady or Jerenator (OK I do: POST!!) but I will go on! (I will Survive)

I wíll keep posting! I HAVE TO!! ARRR!! I’M A BLOGGING NINJA!!

You get it? I still won’t give up on this blog! I won’t follow my t-shirt (I never finish anyth… (which I’m now wearing, if you want to know!)

I won’t give up on you, Turtles!
TotempaaltJ (who is indeed still, and won’t stop, posting!)

Feelingless? Selfish? Just pure evil? What is it?

Look. everyone knows someone who doesn’t care about other people. They hurt them and laugh, they hurt their feelings and laugh, people leave: they laugh. It’s just weird. Are they feelingless? Is it a disease? Is it neurological? Is it genetic? What? Please comment on what you think about it.

Maybe I’ll let you know the reason I’m posting this

See you in the comments, turties!
TotempaaltJ

Easy PeeCee?

OK, let me tell you something you know about computers: They suck. They don’t ever do exactly what you want. They’re hard to understand

Now let me tell you something about PROGRAMMING languages you didn’t know: They’re exactly the same! It sucks, really, hard! WIIEA GASDFASDIFASDGBAF

My post was never ended. Thou shall not know thy epicness of thy end of thees post!

It is epic

Now SEE YOU

EPIC FAILURE

HAHA

I PWN YOU

EPICNESS

TotempaaltJ

OR NOT

Goodbye, my me-loving turtlez (and mister Me)
TotempaaltJ (hmm, could be Black-Tomorro as well… Or Bigboss, or 3ig3oss. Or even Totem, Black-Totem, bas123, Julius Ceaser, Turtle, Holy! Turtle!, doctor Doolittle, a mouse, a bird, you!)

Categories: They’re awesome, like me!

Look. We made categories now. AND THEN!??!

Well, I figured you’d get the categories, but now jerenator tells me to explain them because “they’re kinda vague”. Well, let me explain then:

Comic: There will be subcategories for every comic here. So the comics will come in this category. Get it?
Philosophical: For philosophical posts. Simple, ain’t it?
The Holy Turtle Blog: Everything (like, really, everything!!) about this blog. All you want to know, and more (hehe)
Total Randomness: Explains itself… If it doesn’t: These are posts that only exist of randomness, random things, random jibba jabba.
Other: Well, let me see… EVERYTHING ELSE DUH!!
TotempaaltJ

Is green really green?

This is a very, very serious question and I want you all to answer this truthfully! Now, here it comes, really, answer honestly, ok? Ok, here’s the question: What color is your t-shirt? No, no! Don’t laugh! Really, which color is your t-shirt?

(…)

Wrong! No, seriously, your t-shirt is purple! Well, not really, but what is purple for you is actually green for us. Or red, or whatever color your t-shirt is.

Ok, that probably wasn’t the most logical thing you’ve ever heard, but think about it: It could be true! What if your brains just don’t function properly and think purple is green, or blue, or yellow or whatever! It might even exist, but now think real good: What if the sky’s actually green. Or the grass blue? Your PC is probably yellow!

Or, what if roses smell like shit, and the other way around? And what if you’re red? And what if your PC looks salty? There is a disease of which I don’t know the name that does that… [EDIT: Thanks to Stephen, the disease is called Synthesisthesia! (or something like that)] Making your meat taste purple! But what if it didn’t get the colors right. That would be even worse!

Well, see you for now, my dear Turtlez!
TotempaaltJ

The Holy Turtle Blog, WTF?

Well hello there, good readers, turtles, random people, rubber duckies, everyone else… Whatever you are, you are reading this blog and hello there!

So, look, you’re like behind your PC and you’re like, surfing the web. (Let’s never use “like” again ) Then you find some website called The Holy Turtle Blog, you must be like OMGWTFBBQ!?!?!, then you decide to start looking on that website, and you find this blog.

That was an explanation to your question: How the *** did I get here? Now back to the important part.

I am TotempaaltJ, pronounce it like… Well, don’t pronounce it actually, because you’re probably English or Chinese (most of the people are) and you can’t, so call me Totem. I’m just some random guy who likes to do just some random things.

You probably don’t understand the name of the blog, well, neither do we! It’s the name, and that’s how it is. This might be the reason: I’m an insane fan of turtles… Nah, not insane, but I have lotsa turtles: Plush, Wooden, Iron, Plastic, even made of Seashells! With wobbly heads, bow ties, eyes, no eyes, shells, standing on rocks, big, small, etc. etc. etc. Well, anyway, I think this is the end of my post, because I wrote a lot and my fingers are hurting

Nah, just kiddin’, I’m a programmer, why would my fingers hurt. Did you know I’m kinda selfish, I’m really cool and awesome and “tof” (Very weird, old Dutch for cool) and random and perfect etc. etc. etc.
TotempaaltJ