If you are a pedophile please stop reading now. Thank you.
Hi, i’m ShadeTornado and i’m going to spawn some holy turtlez. wait no :/ well whatever.
Anyway, i’m the writer of most of the stories in the story telling turtle 
. (u like? yes?)
Becuz i’m so cool i wuz invited to join this blog and write ALOT of stories for bored people like you (yes, you. Dude, i’m writing this post for you guyz. So pay some attention, ok?). If you haven’t read my stories yet, go read ‘em. NOW. Otherwise the super-holy turtle will kill you with a flying supersonic carrot. You didn’t expect that, did ya? And then, a magic penny will stuff a black hole up your nose. And then you’ll die. Srsly. You’ll die. Like… You’ll be dead. Gone. And everyone will think you deserved it, because you didn’t read the supercool stories of ShadeTornado. And please don’t go whining because i’m so rude, because i don’t f***ing care. Now…
I greet you, holy turtle fanz!
ShadeTornado
