Helleuw… (lol)
Anyway, I’ll immediatly get to the point: I’ll be gone during our summer vacation, and reading the posts of jerenator and Totem I noticed that this blog will be awfully inactive during the vacation. Sorry, nothing we can do about it. Me is going to Ireland and maybe after that to Istanbul, but IDK about that yet. So… Cya after the vacation (I promise I will post a story then xD)! And now…
I greet you, holy turtle fanz!
ShadeTornado
OMG! I’m not giving up on this blog either… But, I’m a bit inactive at the moment. I’ll be posting a story not so far from now, but I have to finish it first and I really don’t feel like that, but, as I said, I’ll be doing it 
. And Totem, have you already bought our new domain name? Because… Well… :/ You get the message xD. Anyway, nothing interesting is happening, so, nothing new with me, but I promise I will post a story! (! (! (! (! (! (lol)))))). And now…
I greet you, holy turtle fanz!
ShadeTornado
WHY are people inactive on blogs:
Now you know why Have fun with thinkering about this!
Or don’t
Really, don’t
No, really, you shouldn’t
I really just wanted to write this post to NOT be inactive
Really, I’m dead serious
I mean it
Get out of here
LEAVE
Stupid turtle…
TotempaaltJ
At an other blog, called WordImperfect, I prove my randomness. Misses T. (lol at anonymity or something) gave me the link (she’s now laughing to death over Misses T.). The meaning of the blog is something like this: The owner thinks of some weird word, and everyone has to come up with a meaning or something like that. Here’s what I send in for the word Suzerain:
Suzerain Paddlingflows was the name of the first person who actually died after eating the wheel of a wheelchair for a contest in which you have to eat the most bizarre thing of all contestants. Suzerain did not win the contest, because another contestant, called Flertitumon Sixfredimus, ate a whole wooden drawer including the metal knob and all the lingerie of his wife (which was in there). NOTE: The wife divorced him and took his money with her.
Now the name Suzerain is used for people who use their wheelchairs in the wrong way (racing!)
Don’t be such a Suzerain, stop playing with that wheelchair!
Goodbye, Misses T., Suzerain Paddlingflows, Flertitumon Sixfredimus and of course, my most beloved Turtles!
TotempaaltJ
EDIT: Suzerain Paddlingflows in the Thirties. I had a bit o’ lol!
With this review, 2 new categories: (P)Reviews and Movies. Movies and Games are now SUBcategories (awesome éh?) of (P)Reviews. Now, on with the show.
I’m not going to write some very big article about this, I’ll just state a few points in a list (which I like):
I just really really liked the movie. So that’s good. So the movie’s good. So I’m good 
Now, immediately: Go Watch The Movie!!
Oh btw, here in the Netherlands, the movies tend to be released a few weeks/months later than in the USA or Japan and such.
Goodbye, me-loving Turtles,
TotempaaltJ
Hi, i’m ShadeTornado and i’m going to spawn some holy turtlez. wait no :/ well whatever.
Anyway, i’m the writer of most of the stories in the story telling turtle . (u like? yes?)
Becuz i’m so cool i wuz invited to join this blog and write ALOT of stories for bored people like you (yes, you. Dude, i’m writing this post for you guyz. So pay some attention, ok?). If you haven’t read my stories yet, go read ‘em. NOW. Otherwise the super-holy turtle will kill you with a flying supersonic carrot. You didn’t expect that, did ya? And then, a magic penny will stuff a black hole up your nose. And then you’ll die. Srsly. You’ll die. Like… You’ll be dead. Gone. And everyone will think you deserved it, because you didn’t read the supercool stories of ShadeTornado. And please don’t go whining because i’m so rude, because i don’t f***ing care. Now…
I greet you, holy turtle fanz!
ShadeTornado
This is a very, very serious question and I want you all to answer this truthfully! Now, here it comes, really, answer honestly, ok? Ok, here’s the question: What color is your t-shirt? No, no! Don’t laugh! Really, which color is your t-shirt?
(…)
Wrong! No, seriously, your t-shirt is purple! Well, not really, but what is purple for you is actually green for us. Or red, or whatever color your t-shirt is.
Ok, that probably wasn’t the most logical thing you’ve ever heard, but think about it: It could be true! What if your brains just don’t function properly and think purple is green, or blue, or yellow or whatever! It might even exist, but now think real good: What if the sky’s actually green. Or the grass blue? Your PC is probably yellow!
Or, what if roses smell like shit, and the other way around? And what if you’re red? And what if your PC looks salty? There is a disease of which I don’t know the name that does that… [EDIT: Thanks to Stephen, the disease is called Synthesisthesia! (or something like that)] Making your meat taste purple! But what if it didn’t get the colors right. That would be even worse!
Well, see you for now, my dear Turtlez!
TotempaaltJ
