Well hello there, good readers, turtles, random people, rubber duckies, everyone else… Whatever you are, you are reading this blog and hello there!
So, look, you’re like behind your PC and you’re like, surfing the web. (Let’s never use “like” again 
) Then you find some website called The Holy Turtle Blog, you must be like OMGWTFBBQ!?!?!, then you decide to start looking on that website, and you find this blog.
That was an explanation to your question: How the *** did I get here? Now back to the important part.
I am TotempaaltJ, pronounce it like… Well, don’t pronounce it actually, because you’re probably English or Chinese (most of the people are) and you can’t, so call me Totem. I’m just some random guy who likes to do just some random things.
You probably don’t understand the name of the blog, well, neither do we! It’s the name, and that’s how it is. This might be the reason: I’m an insane fan of turtles… Nah, not insane, but I have lotsa turtles: Plush, Wooden, Iron, Plastic, even made of Seashells! With wobbly heads, bow ties, eyes, no eyes, shells, standing on rocks, big, small, etc. etc. etc. Well, anyway, I think this is the end of my post, because I wrote a lot and my fingers are hurting
Nah, just kiddin’, I’m a programmer, why would my fingers hurt. Did you know I’m kinda selfish, I’m really cool and awesome and “tof” (Very weird, old Dutch for cool) and random and perfect etc. etc. etc.
TotempaaltJ
