Really, that plane, from, Spain or France or sumfin was srsly sucked up by aliens. Or turtles… Holy turtles!!
No really. Are turt… Aliens mean? Why can’t WE be the mean aliens who attack other planets with living creatures. Or the nice ones. Or something like that. Maybe, next year, some weird spaceship approaches earth and we’re all like OMG SPACESHIP NUKE EM!!! But then they’re just nice guys who just want to meat … err… meet us. Like, some, Meet & Greet with Aliens frum OUTAH space! Srry for the weird talk, I’m… well… weird! (LOL)
Maybe Daleks will killuzawwll, but maybe there’s just some weird guys with tentacles who try to be friends. We don’t know.
And then: 2012. Which bastard thought of THAT?! My theory: Once upon a forum, there was some guy who said: “What if meteors killed us in 2012?” Then, someone found on google “meteors killed us in 2012″. He spread it on other forums and everyone was like OMG METEORS AND ALIENS AND FLYING SHARKS WILL KULLUZAWWLLL IN 2012!!! Now we’re like hamstering (collecting food) for the end of the world!?! IF it’s true, you will die anyway, why postpone your f***ing DEATH?!
So, srsly. People are in – f***ing – sane! Think about it: WHHHYYYY?!?!?!?!?!?!?!!?!??! (lol again)
Bye, my dearest Turtlez, and remember: BOW TO ME!!
TotempaaltJ
