Movie Review: Star Trek

13 06 2009

With this review, 2 new categories: (P)Reviews and Movies. Movies and Games are now SUBcategories (awesome éh?) of (P)Reviews. Now, on with the show.

I’m not going to write some very big article about this, I’ll just state a few points in a list (which I like):

  • The Movies was AWESOME
  • The lasers/phasers are awesome, but instead of the lasers being one continuous line, they’re more like the Star Wars lasers: Bullets.
  • Fighting scenes: Awesome
  • Humor: The Best

I just really really liked the movie. So that’s good. So the movie’s good. So I’m good :P Now, immediately: Go Watch The Movie!!

Oh btw, here in the Netherlands, the movies tend to be released a few weeks/months later than in the USA or Japan and such.

Goodbye, me-loving Turtles,
TotempaaltJ





Why RuneScape sucks…

12 06 2009

OK, I really hate RuneScape, and these are my arguments:

  • Graphics: Suck
    • RuneScape HD: WOW OMG now you pray to someone before you die (?!)
  • What the hell at Rune Scimitar, or Rune Axe. Runes are an ancient writing thingy, not an element to build stuff with!
  • The name, commonly seen as Rune-Scape, needs to be seen like Run-Escape. What a cowards!
  • You need to WALK to other cities, which takes ours.
    • Except, if you’re, off course, good. But that’s not good for the newbs, they have to walk all the way and then they see someone TELEPORTING. Isn’t that discouraging?
  • Membership!
    • 90% of the map is member-only (OK, not really… But a LOT!)
    • 90% of the weapons/clothing are member-only (OK, still a LOT!)
    • A month of membership costs athe same as a year of hosting a WordPress domain!
    • Games that give you more and better stuff for money suck anyway.
  • Why, tell me, WHY can’t I kill cows?
  • And other players?

Now, I hope I convinced you: Go play some really good RPG, like Oblivion or FallOut3. Or WoW, if you’re really desperate to play online.  (Or go play a good old RTS, which I love the most. Like StarCraft, WarCraft or Red Alert)

And now, my sweetest, praying-to-me Turtles, I shall end this post with my favourite Game Quote:

DuGalle
You vastly underestimate me, my dear.

Kerrigan
I don’t think so, Admiral. You see, at this point… I’m pretty much the Queen Bitch of the Universe. And not all of your little soldiers or space ships will stand in my way again.
TotempaaltJ








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